Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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