Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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