My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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