Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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