The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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