i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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