oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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