Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
