i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
