Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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