Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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