I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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