If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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