It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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