Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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