Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
