Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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