I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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