Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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