Its about making memories worth repressing
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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