gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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