Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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