Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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