So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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