so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Are we still banned from the library?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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