Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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