I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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