office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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