im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Randomize
