sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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