We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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