I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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