whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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