Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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