Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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