I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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