bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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