the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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