If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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