When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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