Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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