I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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