The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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