You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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