i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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