Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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