You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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