I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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