nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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