This girl is more easily done than said...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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You dont lie about slip and slides
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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