The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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