There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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