yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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