What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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