No subtext here. People are naked.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
