do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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