oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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