Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Small penises have feelings too.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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