Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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