Its about making memories worth repressing
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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