in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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